First Off

Fuck You, Soccer Mom.

Did the rain make you stupid? Or were you born that way?

Or was it that your minivan made you feel all powerfull? Or maybe it was the margarita you sucked back with your fellow Soccer Mom friends there at Chili's?

I really hope that you look back and realize that you did indeed deserve that middle finger, and several more like it. That you are a dumb cunt who shouldn't be allowed to drive in inclement weather, nay, at all.

I hope that the incident did some kind of major dollar value damage to your precious Caravan (or was it a Voyager?), after leaving me nothing but a spit-buffed paint scratch.

I hope that the stress brought on by worrying about what a stupid stupid boil on the ass of humanity you are builds up into a massive anyeurism.

I hope you have a pleasant day.

Selah,
--Ian

posted by Ian Quinn  : 7/01/2002 05:17:00 PM