First OffDeclarations from the Soap BoxWednesday, November 13, 2002
"Mr. Speaker, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words. The Declaration of Independence is 1,322 words. Government regulations on the sale of cabbage is 27,000 words.
Mr. Speaker, now if that is not enough to stuff your cabbage roll, regulations cost taxpayers $400 billion a year, $4,000 per every family each and every year, year in and year out. Unbelievable. It is so bad, if a dog urinates in a parking lot, the EPA declares it a wetland.
Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. I yield back 2,800,000 words in our Tax Code." --Ian LinksArchives23.04.00 30.04.00 11.06.00 18.06.00 25.06.00 02.07.00 09.07.00 16.07.00 23.07.00 30.07.00 13.08.00 20.08.00 17.09.00 24.09.00 01.10.00 15.10.00 22.10.00 29.10.00 14.01.01 21.01.01 03.06.01 10.06.01 17.06.01 24.06.01 08.07.01 15.07.01 22.07.01 29.07.01 12.08.01 30.12.01 10.03.02 17.03.02 14.04.02 12.05.02 19.05.02 26.05.02 02.06.02 09.06.02 16.06.02 23.06.02 30.06.02 07.07.02 21.07.02 04.08.02 18.08.02 25.08.02 01.09.02 08.09.02 15.09.02 06.10.02 13.10.02 27.10.02 10.11.02 24.11.02 01.12.02 05.01.03 02.02.03 16.02.03 27.04.03 08.06.03 15.06.03 04.01.04 18.12.05 25.12.05 08.01.06 15.01.06 22.01.06 29.01.06 19.03.06 02.07.06 16.07.06 04.05.08 25.05.08 |