First Off

Fuck it. I can't think of a goddamn thing to say.
Life is good.
Drink more beer. It's good for you.
Listen to Mindless Self Indulgence.
Watch the sunset. Sunrises blow.
Watch Tenchi Muyo. The best cartoon soap opera you will ever see.
Listen to that voice in your head, you know, the one that tells you to behave. Then ignore it completely.
Have sex with an ever-increasing number of people who could give a shit less about you and your meaningless problems, just do it harder, damnit!!
Carry a hankie.
Be like Mike.
Moore, that is.
And still,
Stay the Fuck Away from Me. You're all diseased.

Selah

--Ian

posted by Ian Quinn  : 10/05/2000 05:52:00 AM